For Entertainment Purposes Only, but the donate button actually works!
Shh, don’t tell her, but I have been working on this anniversary gift for my wife all morning.
So, it’s almost lunchtime and today (today as in today, the day you are reading this and not the actual date of this post), my wife has suffered with me for 13 years and I was trying to figure out a way to do something special for her, really special, special as in nobody-ever-did-this-special special, but I wanted to use your money to do it. So I have stolen a few images, manipulated them, made them my own and created a coupon just for her (and, of course, for me, too). Here is the anniversary wish come true that I created for my wife’s 13th anniversary dinner gift that you, too, get to participate in! Imagine that: you can make this gift your own! You enjoy the image; we’ll enjoy consuming what you are about to share with us because you are such a wonderful, kind and giving person, yes you are! Thanks in advance for your generous gift that we are not truly requesting, but we’ll take your dough and make some bread with it anyway.
WARNING: For entertainment purposes only, but this is a real offer.
DISENCOURAGEMENT: This is a real offer. If you donate to this fund, we will be forever grateful (and full for a moment), but you don’t have to. This is for our personal use and enjoyment and is not a charitable contribution on your part. No, you cannot claim this on your tax return.
We promise, we are not attempting to psychologically twist your arm or trying to con you in any way to give us your money (so that I can take my wife to Outback Steakhouse for her 13th anniversary). No, not at all; we know you are generous and are willing and able and going to give anyway, because you can, right?
Please do not donate if you feel guilty in any way as a result of looking at the image above. We do not wish to contribute to your personal desire to consume such a dainty and delectable dish. If you have an obsession with giving and absolutely feel this little funny was worth it to you and we have earned your applause, than, by all means, indulge in your giving practice; you have our blessing. Don’t worry, we will not be so inconsiderate as to make you feel like your gift is not good enough for us. We love you, but only if your donate.